Hall Blog: Hilarious

I look hilarious in this picture! I don't know if it's my lack of torso or my gimpy arm, but I just wanted others to get a good chuckle too! Oh and Jeff thinks I resemble a T Rex . . . and I agree!

Things That Must Go:

people not staying in their lanes due to item below
I-15 construction
wining and baby talking (Jane)
indecisiveness about underwear (Ryan)
Alex waking up multiple times a night because he rolled onto his stomach and can't roll to his back
cleaning the house for a party and then having more of a mess to clean up after
about 20 lbs! That's what must go!!!
people who come late to parades and put their chairs in front of mine, or worse, overlapping mine - I'm not invisible, I know you can see me!
people who can't park between the lines of a parking space - it's really not that hard!
non-updated websites
food poisoning
the letter "C" - who needs it, we have "K" and "S"
soggy anything, but especially bread and cereal
JARED (jewlery store) commercials
"wanderers" in aerobics - pick a spot and stay in it!
girls who come in late and stand too close to me in aerobics
large naked women in the locker room, sitting on the benches and blocking your locker
winter sickness
the phone ring on Handy Manny is the same as our home phone ring, gets me every time!
tags located on the inside of shirts, on the left lovehandle, do I need any more bulge there?!
pump teacher who ruins movies and tv shows by talking about them in class before I've seen them
occasional smell of puke in the spin room
commercials before movies
icy roads
dirty, slushy snow
rude middle-aged retail store employees
gum in the treadmill cupholders at the gym
husband locking keys in the car
me not changing my blog layout
snowy parking lots
holiday shoppers crowding my space
LED Christmas lights

Hall Blog

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Hilarious

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